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- When Bruce Schneier pre-computes S-box tables, he does it dynamically from the key... over breakfast.
- Bruce Schneier's secure handshake is so strong, you won't be able to exchange keys with anyone else for days.
- Bruce Schneier's public and private keys are known as "Law" and "Order."
- A vigenere cipher with the Key "BRUCESCHNEIER" is in fact unbreakable.
- Bruce Schneier knows your private key.
- Bruce Schneier can decrypt your PKI message with the public key.
- Bruce Schneier's private key is so strong that he doesn't even hide it -- if you saw it, you'd die before you could use it.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't use a keylogger. He's standing right behind you.
- On Bruce Schneier's birthday, a person standing at the very center of Stonehenge casts a shadow in the shape of Bruce Schneier's PGP public key fingerprint.
- If we built a Dyson sphere around Bruce Schneier and captured all of his energy for 2 months, without any loss, we could power an ideal computer running at 3.2 Kelvin to count up to 2^256. This strongly implies that not only can Bruce Schneier brute-force attack 256-bit keys, but that he is built of something other than matter and occupies something other than space.