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- Bruce Schneier's password has so much entropy, that gzipping it results in a stream sixty four times as long. And yet he can type it with a single roundhouse kick to the keyboard.
- Bruce Schneier implanted the passphrase to your private key into your brain before you typed it
- Bruce Schneier always uses keyless entry and keyless ignition. Just by showing a clenched fist. Even on cars that aren't equipped with it.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't use a public key ring. He uses public key brass knuckles.
- Some say the holy grail was a cup, while others believe it to be the bloodline of Jesus. In reality, it's Bruce Schneier's private key.
- If Bruce Schneier gives a single monkey a typewriter it will immediately, unprompted, and perfectly accurately, type out the complete works of Shakespeare.
- Bruce Schneier has memorized the Debian private keys - all 262,144 of them.
- Bruce Schneier has a set of SSH Bump Keys.
- Bruce Schneier knows Chuck Norris' private key.
- Bruce Schneier believes safewords are fundamentally insecure and recommends that you ask your partner to stop via public key signature.